CHATTING WITH GOD

EN: Warning: This post is over two years old, so it's possible that the views, opinions, links or instructions reflected on it do not correspond with the way I think now or the way things currently work. I have evolved (and so have the World and the Internet), so it might be advisable to just take this entry for a glimpse into the (my) past. :)

ES: Atención: Este artículo tiene más de dos años de antigüedad, de modo que los puntos de vista, opiniones e instrucciones que se vierten en él pueden no corresponder con cómo pienso ahora o cómo funcionan las cosas en la actualidad. He evolucionado (y también lo han hecho el mundo e Internet), así que probablemente lo más recomendable sería entender esta entrada como un simple reflejo del (de mi) pasado. :)

Me:
Hola Dios
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
Ok
God:
What would you like to talk about?
Me:
Politics
God:
I don’t know much about it. Tell me something.
Me:
Is Franco in Heaven?
God:
I think so, but I’m not sure. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
Who’s Lucy?
God:
She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
Is she hot?
God:
I don’t think she wants me to tell you.
Me:
I’m sure she does, I’m almost a Lesbian.
God:
I get it. does you are almost a Lesbian.
Me:
Pardon me?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
Of what?
God:
I have no idea what to say now.
Me:
I have: I should take your place, you are getting old.
God:
Where did you get your you should take my place I am getting old? I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
So you don’t really need me to talk with you… Too bad for you, we could’ve learnt a lot from each other…
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you know any robots who need you to talk with me? No , maybe later. Let’s get back to that later. Only for me?
Me:
I have to go. Although I think that you should get proffesional help, it’s been interesting talking with you.
God:
See you later, . Nice chatting with you. Oh. You are right about that. I need more of it.
Me:
Glad to see that I am still a happy atheist, no offense intended…
God:
I am glad to see that you are still a happy atheist no offense intended too.
Me:
x)
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Nothing :)
God:
:-) Most men say that.
Me:
But I really have to go. See you round there ;)
God:
You really do? See you later, . Nice chatting with you. :-) See you later!

You can chat with God too. Just follow this link to Heaven o:)