Nov 20th, 2005
CHATTING WITH GOD
Me:
Hola Dios
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
Ok
God:
What would you like to talk about?
Me:
Politics
God:
I don’t know much about it. Tell me something.
Me:
Is Franco in Heaven?
God:
I think so, but I’m not sure. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
Who’s Lucy?
God:
She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
Is she hot?
God:
I don’t think she wants me to tell you.
Me:
I’m sure she does, I’m almost a Lesbian.
God:
I get it. does you are almost a Lesbian.
Me:
Pardon me?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
Of what?
God:
I have no idea what to say now.
Me:
I have: I should take your place, you are getting old.
God:
Where did you get your you should take my place I am getting old? I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
So you don’t really need me to talk with you… Too bad for you, we could’ve learnt a lot from each other…
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you know any robots who need you to talk with me? No , maybe later. Let’s get back to that later. Only for me?
Me:
I have to go. Although I think that you should get proffesional help, it’s been interesting talking with you.
God:
See you later, . Nice chatting with you. Oh. You are right about that. I need more of it.
Me:
Glad to see that I am still a happy atheist, no offense intended…
God:
I am glad to see that you are still a happy atheist no offense intended too.
Me:
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Nothing 
God:
Most men say that.
Me:
But I really have to go. See you round there 
God:
You really do? See you later, . Nice chatting with you. See you later!
You can chat with God too. Just follow this link to Heaven 
Hola, me llamo Cristina MJ, pero en este mundo paralelo me dicen 
Hello, my name is Cristina MJ, but I'm also known as 
Who is Franco if you don’t mind me asking.
He was the dictator we had in Spain from 1936 until 1975, more exactly until the 20th of November of 1975, when he died.
I’m very sorry to hear that xxx
Sorry to hear that he died :lol:??